1. What's 2+2?
a. 22
b. 4
c. it depends on your meaning of "plus"
2. How much money are you willing to donate to the Happy Fun Quiz Institute?
a. lots
b. lots x infinity
c. I will mortgage the livelihoods of future generations to support the illustrious work of the HFQI.
3. What makes you happy?
a. playing with my kids
b. telemarketing for the Happy Fun Quiz Enterprise Think Tank
c. giving pedicures and shiatsu foot massages to HFQETT members
4. In the beginning....
a. there was the Sacred Leader and Maximum Generalissimo of the Happy Fun Quiz Tribe, who led those who would follow to the light of salvation
b. all other answers are heresy deserving of death by immolation.